Now on some real shit, I thought she was going to have her little show, "A Shot At Love" and come out and do some damage as a model, and actress. I personally liked the first season of the show.. But BITCH, what REALLY happened? This hoe started wilding out!!! Tila is the perfect example of an "Attention Whore". Why would you build a career on lies and conspiracy. Don't you know, that shit only last for a few years and YOUR GONE!!! Poof Bitch! BYE-BYE!! Why not make a real long lasting career for yourself? You seemed to be doing well, with the youtube rapping thing. I mean, it did get you a show. Use this shit to your advantage. Your a bad ass asian chick, we don't see that often. I truly believe if you played this situation better, you would have ton's more oppurtunitys and respect. Now let's get in to why this trick is RIDICULOUS!!!!!!!!!!
Did You Miss Tila Tequila?
We don't give Miley Cyrus
credit often, but we can say this about the 17-year old: shedeleted her Twitter account and never looked back.
She's also not clinically insane.
The same can't be said about Tila Tequila, who claimed to have quit the social networking service on Monday (because it's the "MOST HATEFUL, DEVIL WORSHIPPERS, RACIST, AND VIOLENT COMMUNITY THAT I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED"), only to fire it back up today.
She wrote:
"Damn Twitter was f***ing BORING without me huh? I would be bored as hell if I were U and I wasn't on twitter anymore! hahhaha jk xox."
That sure is a funny joke. Almost as funny as lying about a pregnancy.
That 1 day has arrived... God help us all.
Because Tila is committed to a mental asylum in the near future, we can only hope to her followers, she continued to Tweet about her return:
"Did ya;ll miss me?? I see all the OG's here! YAY! No more filthy haters and Media peeps following! So many famew****s on my tail & would do ANYTHING to get fame by name dropping me! LOSERS!"
Well, she asked. Now it's time to answer: Are you glad Tequila is back on Twitter? Did you miss her?
Not enough proof????? NEXT!!!!!!
Tila Tequila Twitter Ticker: Baby Daddy Banging, Pleading
Tila Tequila hasn't just returned to Twitter, folks.
She's also returned to men!
On the day after she re-opened her social networking account, the mentally unbalanced liar didn't disappoint those that follow her Tweets just to laugh at what nonsense she'll spew next. The latest?
Tequila is sleeping with her baby daddy... who she might be falling for... yet who is "NOT ALLOWED to tell anyone who he is" because he signed a non-disclosure agreement... yet who she previously claimed was The Game and adamently insisted she would out in nine months after he denied the charge.
Makes perfect sense, right? In Tila's attention-hungry world, absolutely. Relive her most entertaining Tweets over the last few hours below:
- Anyway, even tho I'm already preggers, It's time for more baby making time tonight! Oh boy! I can't wait! Been a while!!!!!!! LMAO! shhh!
- My baby daddy, is here eating all of Mommy and baby's food!!!! Ol lazy assss! LOL
- MY BD just left....we have a funny joke. I'm like "JUST CUZ U MY BABBY DADDY DONT MAKE U MY BOO!" lol
- I think my babby daddy is falling in love with me.....I told him that he bet not do that cuz I dont wana hurt him....
- But Imma tell u a little secret, I'm falling for my babby daddy too! DUM! DUM! DUM! DUM! And the Saga continues...it aint spose 2 b this way
- and YES Im still a lesbian but, I give my baby daddy that exception. I want to love the father of my child at least so the baby is loved too
- Any men out there who would like to be my next baby daddy?? This is quite addicting!
You heard her, guys. Tila is already on the prowl for the next man to knock her up. We'd tell you to make a run for it, but there's no need to worry: she's not actually pregnant.
Still not enough????
Tila Tequila Pretends To Be Stalked
Lying about pregnancy is sooooo last week. The new attention-grabbing fad?
Inventing a stalker! Isn't that right, Tila Tequila?
With buzz dying down over her fake baby, the extraordinarily troubled celebrity has resorted to a new story in order to remain in the news: someone is supposedly stalking her.
Police cars were summoned to Tila's San Fernando Valley house yesterday, as they responded to a distress call from the reality TV star. She claimed there was a man in a car sitting outside her property and that he had been there for two weeks.
In a stunning turn of events, though, officers searched the scene and found no trace of anyone. But Tila insists she's telling the truth.
"There's been a psycho stalker and he's getting closer to my door and tried to get in,"she lied to Radar Online. "He's been sitting in the rain for days trying to say hi to me. He put his eye up to my door and was trying to peek in."
Hmmm... we wonder if he saw her making love to her baby daddy in that case.
Last April, Tequila claimed someone broke into her home and posted messages on her Twitter account. Police were suspicious because the messages were actually coherent and full of truth, but no arrests were made.
Tila Tequila Tweets About (Non) Near-Death Experience
The fake pregnancy chatter is dying down.
The abortion threats didn't net that many headlines.
That stalker story only lasted for a day.
So, what is an attention-starved, talentless celebrity such as Tila Tequila to do next? Pretend like she's on the verge of death, of course.
The former Penthouse pin-up bumped her head yesterday. It was so serious that she had time to Tweet non-stop about what it could actually result in. To wit:
Tila was released from the hospital and returned home last night. She hasn't posted a Twitter message in hours.
Maybe this really is serious! (Editor's note: it's not.)
Tila Tequila Twitter Ticker: The Miscarriage Begins...
Next thing you know, Heidi Montag will say her breasts are fake and Jon Gosselin will admit he cares more about attention than his children...
In a development only anyone with a pulse could have seen coming, Tila Tequila has insinuated that she's having a miscarriage.
THG predicted the demise of her fake child in late January, as we asked readers to name the date on which the troubled bisexual would start to Tweet about losing her "baby." Who had February 15 in their office pool?
Earlier today, Tila left multiple messages that implied she was on the verge of suicide due to miscarrying her fetus. Neither of these events are joking matters, but this is Tila Tequila. Nothing is off limits if it extends your 15 minutes in the spotlight another second or two...
** UPDATE: Tila will not be killing herself. The reason?
She has "been APPROVED to adopt my own baby boy 2-3 years old from RUSSIA!!! I will be his Mommy by the end of the year!!"
If this were remotely true, we'd make some joke about it being the worst Russian idea since Communism. Instead, we'll ask readers to start a new pool: When will this adoption "fall through" for Tila?
SEE!!!!!! PEOPLE LIKE TILA SHOULDN'T EVEN BE ALLOWED TO BREED ANYWAY. LOL, BUT DAMN THIS HOE IS SICK......
BITCH!!! SIT DOWN! UGH! DESPERATE TRAMP!!!!! I DON'T FEEL BAD FOR YOU, AND I'M SURE NOT TOO MANY PEOPLE DO. YOUR CAREER WILL BE OVER BEFORE IT EVEN REALLY BEGINS TO TAKE OFF. CALM THE FUCK DOWN, AND TAKE A PILL. FADE OFF, AND COME BACK STRONGER THAN EVER! I WOULD ACTUALLY PROBABLY SUPPORT YOUR ASS, IF YOU CHILL.
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